J John is known for his spirituality and his faith. He is also famous for his inexhaustible fund of one-liners. It’s half term, and things are quieter. So let’s look at some examples of his sense of humour.

Choosing Hymns for Various Groups

  • Dentists: Crown him with many crowns.
  • Building Contractors: How firm a foundation.
  • Midwives: Come, labour on.
  • Gofers: There is a green hill far away
  • Politicians: Standing on the promises
  • Librarians: Let all mortal flesh keep silence
  • Lawyers: In the hour of trial
  • Dry Cleaners: O for a faith that will not shrink
  • Credit Card Users: A charge to keep have I
  • Census Takers: All people that on earth do dwell….

Writing References

The art of writing references is a tricky one. Here are some of J John’s suggestions as to how you can tell the truth and not get sued.

  • To describe an inept person: “I enthusiastically recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatever.”
  • To describe an ex-employee who has a hard time getting on with people: “I am pleased to say that this candidate is a former colleague of mine.”
  • To describe an unproductive candidate : “I can assure you that no person would be better for the job.”
  • To describe an applicant not worth consideration: “I would urge you to waste no time making this candidate an offer of employment.”

How to Boost Your Spiritual Life in the Lockdown

Go to J John’s YouTube channel. Scroll down the page and you will find for a huge fund of spiritually uplifting 60 seconds of wisdom. Smile and pray.